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Dear Queen of Hearts, I called
a 1-800 number to get this information I have enclosed. Basically, would
this be effective and not harmful? Also does size matter to 67 percent
of women? How about a survey? I'd love to hear comments from women as
well as men that are shortchanged as I! Four maybe 4 1/2 inches when fully
super aroused flaming erect. Also my girth leaves a bit to be desired!
Yes I do make up for it with my lover with plenty of pussy eating, licking
behind the knees, sucking and kissing the nape of her neck, sucking her
toes before I lay on my back and let her grind away on top of my wee cock!
By the way guys, if you're built small, woman superior position is the
best way for her to get *the most* (if you'll pardon the expression) out
of fucking you. So please, Queen of Hearts, read the enclosed brochure.
Are they full of crap? Is it safe? Most men are 5 1/2 to --Teenie Peenie in Moraga Dear TP, The ingredients
of the penis-lengthening product advertised in the brochure are mostly
stimulants -- whether they're safe depends a lot on your overall health.
There are so many different stimulants here that you might find it hard
to sleep while using it. One ingredient, "Orchic Substance,"
is a fancy-ass way of saying "Testicle Meat" -- myself, unless
I was a big Rocky Mountain Oyster fan, I'd want to know whose testicles
those were. And speaking of oysters, those are on the list, too -- one
of the oldest of old It's true
that some women prefer having intercourse with a man who has an above-average-sized
penis. It's equally true that some women find sex painful with guys who
have over seven inches. It sounds as though the brochure-writer wouldn't
find that a problem, since he relishes fear in a woman's eyes and wants
to compare his supposedly-improved erection to a steel pipe -- but if
you are bothering to keep a woman happy by sucking her toes, I don't think
you're the kind of man who wants to hurt his lover A more important question than "What do women want?" is "What does the woman in *your* life want?" It's possible she is constantly grumbling about your size, but I doubt it; if she were, I think you would have mentioned it in your letter. Also, you're keeping her pretty busy by licking behind her knees. (I can hear the wheels turn in many of my female readers' minds: "Should I be looking for a guy with a smaller penis? That sounds like pretty grand treatment!") There is a great myth that all women like penetration with large penises or toys, while in fact many dildo shoppers, for instance, go for smaller sizes -- and of course, in your play with your partner, you *could* always use toys of varying size. That is, of course, if she wants that. If she's hopping on top and thrusting away, she's probably pretty happy right now. So far, there is no foolproof way to increase penis size. Even the penis lengthening surgery done by some surgeons, in which the suspensory ligament is cut, can result in scarring and apparent shrinkage. If the product you ordered the brochure for were on the level, everybody at the sex therapists' conferences would be talking, but they aren't. You are already making the best of what you have, and unless a truly safe and effective breakthrough comes along, I'd recommend you make friends with your penis just the way it is. And if you *do* take advantage of a future "medical miracle," don't think that gives you an excuse to stop sucking her toes.
National
Masturbation Month is drawing to a close! But there's still plenty to
do to celebrate. Pick any time until the end of the month for your own
Masturbate-A-Thon -- get a pledge sheet at Good Vibes or from its website,
www.goodvibes.com. Get pledges, do your thing, raise money for charity!
While at the site, vote for inductees into the Masturbation Hall of Fame
-- I'll announce the winners at the Parkway Theater on 5/26. The Parkway
(www.picturepubpizza.com) is hosting "Pleasure Activists," my
video clip
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